Simpson K2 Spice – 4.5g

Simpson K2 Spice – 4.5g | Springfield-Strength Formula

D’OH-MINANT POTENCY – 4.5g ANIMATED BLEND

Experience yellow-skinned intensity with Simpson K2 Spice 4.5g, our most cartoonishly powerful formula. This nuclear-powered blend delivers sitcom-strength effects with full-episode endurance – the ultimate choice for Springfield residents who demand maximum toonage.

Crafted with Kwik-E-Mart infusion technology, this 4.5g donut box maintains perfect animated consistency from opening credits to closing couch gag. No reruns – just prime-time potency that keeps you laughing.

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Channel Guide (Product Specs)

 Product Name: Simpson K2 Spice
 Net Weight: 4.5 grams (Season premiere size)
 Blend Type: Animated-strength herbal infusion
 Activation: <30 second couch gag
 Duration: Extended syndication effects
 Aroma: Duff Beer-inspired botanical profile
 Texture: Perfectly cured cartoon material
 Testing: Itchy & Scratchy Labs certified
 Packaging: Airtight Kwik-E-Mart bag
 Shelf Life: 18+ months (store away from Sideshow Bob)

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Why The Simpson Always Wins

Glazed Donut Potency

• 60% more d’oh-power than basic blends
• Radioactive infusion technology
• No filler episodes – consistent laughs guaranteed

Springfield Quality Standards

• Moe’s Tavern-approved botanicals
• Zero Shelbyville additives
• Smooth but explosive delivery

Rapid Couch Gag Activation

• Opening credits intensity
• Controlled commercial break pacing
• Full 22-minute episode endurance

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Burns Science Lab Testing

Every batch undergoes:
 Chromatography chalkboard analysis
 Mass spectrometry slapstick tests
 Microbiological Krusty screening
 Stability monorail trials

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Canyonero Shipping

 Discreet Plow King packaging
 24-hour Kwik-E-Mart processing
 Worldwide Stonecutter delivery
 Encrypted Mr. Sparkle tracking
 Snake Jailbird support

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Why Springfield Chooses Simpson

 Most animated 4.5g formula
 Itchy & Scratchy Labs certified
 Couch-gag fast activation
 Full-episode duration effects
 Trusted by Shelbyville haters

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Guarantee

All products backed by our three-eyed fish promise:

1. Potency Certification
2. Purity Certification
3. Performance Certification